Welcome to The Sid Tillsley Chronicles. If you’re fed up with teenage vampires glistening gold in the sunlight; if you’re sick to death of poncy, pale-skinned bastards mincing around acting all educated and aloof; if you’re fed up with crucifixes, holy water and all that crap then it’s time you met Sid Tillsley.
Sid Tillsley is a forty-six year old benefit-fraudster, from Middlesbrough, and one thing sets him apart from his northern brethren. Yes, he’s an overweight alcoholic, and he’s also a sexist, homophobic lazy bastard… but what makes him different is that he can kill vampires with a single punch.
The Great Right Hope, A Fistful of Rubbers and Acracknophobia make up the trilogy (click the links for the blurb), all published by LL-Publications and also available on Amazon (click store for links, UK and US). There’re reviews to read, so you know you’re not wasting your hard-earned cash, and some excerpts so that you know it’s for you!