Monthly Archives: February 2011

Man Killed By Deep Penetrating Cock

The title may read like a warning from a 1980s’ Norfolk sex education pamphlet, but this is a post about illegal cockfighting. Cockfighting is a horrible sport, popularised by Foghorn Leghorn in the 1950s. If a chicken’s got an attitude, … Continue reading

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Nine Out of Ten Britons At Risk of Death

“You could be at risk of death,” was the terrifying statement delivered by Penelope Posington-Smythe, today. Journalists were left in tears after details of the comprehensive afternoon’s study at Cambridge University’s open coffee morning were revealed. Posington-Smythe said, “Most Britons … Continue reading

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