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You want to try before you buy. I don't blame you. I've picked out a few short excerpts for you, which won't give anything away, but will hopefully keep you entertained and have you dying to read the whole book.
DOGGING:
I know this is what you want! Sid doesn't want to become a vampire-hunter, but he couldn't turn down five-hundred notes for a simple reconnaissance mission, could he? Getting paid five-hundred notes for the chance of seeing some red-hot, horny Middlesbrough maidens doesn't happen every day. It bloody should do...debatable.
'How dare you call me a pervert!'
LADIES' NIGHT:
These events are famous across the 'boro, and Miner's Arms' Ladies' Nights don't come much bigger than this. Kevin the Landlord has something special up his sleeve. However, there's a problem...
'It can touch the bottom of a pint glass, love.'
A VIOLENT ENCOUNTER:
Sid may be able to kill a vampire with a single punch, but he has never faced the psychotic Gunnar Ivansey, before.
'Deranged, human-hating vampire VS Pissed-up, fat bloke'
THE VAMPIRE:
This isn't all comedy, you know? This is a comedy-horror, and the vampires are big, hard, scary bastards. Here, the most powerful vampire (lamia) on the planet tells it how it is. I'm not arguing with him.
Where next?
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